In what could be another sign of Eastern Europe’s softening in the War Against Sobriety, the Ukraine is putting the boot down on forcing bears to drink vodka.
Apparently, they have so much of the stuff over there that they cage bears and make them do shots at local bars. The Guys are appalled at this practice. Buying your sworn enemy a drink, sometimes several drinks? That, friends, is called giving aid and comfort to the enemy.
We could say it’s time to bomb the Ukraine, but in light of their government’s crack-down on animal drinking, and the fact that it’s pretty bombed-out as it is, we’re going to let it slide.