Worst. Fetish. EVER.

We could list a lot of things that make people super-ultra-randy and us cringe (to say the least), but we’re a, for the most part, safe for work site. Which kind of negates that attempt on our part.

However, we will say what is an awesome idea: lap dances at halftime.

Horrible fetish: lap dances for only mascots.

Did no one think to discuss the idea with the Duke University lacrosse team?