Yet another war the hippies try to undermine

When an animal wanders onto a busy highway, that’s generally pancake time–a tradition we proudly salute. But, as has been the case since 1967, the rules don’t apply in San Francisco.

It was there that a baby sea lion cutely waddled its way out onto I-880 when there were  a lot of cars on the road. Instead of doing their civic duty and teaching that sea feline a one-time lesson in consequences, they called the police. When the California Highway Patrol got there, they did the right thing and threw the sea lion in the back of their car, not even stopping to Marandize the beast.

Presumably, they were taking the juvenile in for questioning (waterboarding doesn’t work well on aquatic creatures), then the namby-pambies had a change of heart and brought it to a nearby marine center.

The good news is this seems to be a fairly common occurence. That means there’s always next time.