You can’t put a price on happiness, but you can on whoring

Prostitues, they generally work for a flat rate, either pre-determined or negotiated. But now, these forward wenches must pay an additional price in Germany, taxes. These distinguished ladies must now carry around what amounts to a train ticket being punched in order to determine the amount they owe the government.

The oldest profession meets one of only two guarunteed things in life, brilliant.