The Daily Show has traditionally closed its shows with a piece called “Your moment of zen.”
Say hello to your moment of weeping for the future. God forbid the kids actually learn what it is from a source that doesn’t imply rightness or wrongness, but instead just gives them the non-titillating facts. Or pictures of old people wearing rapist glasses. Watch out National Geographic, you might be next!
“A panel of parents, teachers and administrators will meet later this week to comb the dictionary for potentially graphic words or definitions and issue a report within a month.”
“Hey, I found ‘cock!'”
“What’s it say?!”
“… Oh, nevermind. Oh, but here’s ‘clitoris!'”