Feeling rested? I certainly am. After a week off, I had some time to give the ol’ typing muscles a rest and get myself back to peak form. Now, if only I could have taken a week off from work, too.If you were busy released a revamped version of your outmoded horror movie series, odds are you missed it.
It’s not easy being president
In a speech this week, President Barack Obama said that while he works with a lot of great people in the White House, the technical gadgets are not exactly the most up to date. He complained that some of the technology there is 30 years old. This, of course, explains the CB radio in the Oval Office Obama uses to talk to Vice President Joe Biden.
They’re not mobsters, so whatever
The FBI made headlines this week when it released a document on the investigation of the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico UFO incident. A terse report confirms that some sort of object with people on board crashed in the desert. This caused quite a stir with the tinfoil hat crowd, that is until they read the last line of the document, which said “Not intended to be a factual statement.”
So close you could touch it–if your hands weren’t busy
The world’s first 3D adult film premiered this week in Hong Kong, which every guy on the planet has been waiting for since the dawn of 3D technology in the 1950s. The film itself got excellent reviews, with critics saying it brings a new meaning to “It’s coming right at me!”