You Missed It: Denise Richard’s fault edition

Forgive me if I seem a bit out of it. My office had a happy hour last night, and it lasted well longer than an hour. You know how it is. The important thing is that it’s now Friday and it’s time for us to greet the weekend with open arms–just don’t get all handsy with it. If you were busy stumping right before the election, odds are you missed it.

We’ve all been there
Charlie Sheen has long been known as the ideal parenting figure, but that’s shattered now because of an incident this week. In New York City, Sheen was on vacation with his ex-wife and children when the cops were called to his hotel room. Sheen, quite inebriated and possibly emotionally disturbed, was found naked and rambling amidst $7,000 worth of damage to his room. Also, there was a porn star in his closet. He’d better get his head on straight, he’s got another Hot Shots! to think about.

At least they are seriously considering the time traveler theory
A fourth shooting at a military building happened in Virginia this week. Someone shot at the National Museum of the Marine Corps, and there are no suspects at this point. Also, federal authorities arrested a Virginia man who believed he was helping al Qaeda do some surveillance for a planned bombing of Washington, D.C.’s subway system. So yeah, living in the D.C. area has been pretty exciting for me this week.

There’s a run on orange body makeup
According to People magazine, the most popular celebrity Halloween costumes this year are Snooki, from Jersey Shore, and Lady Gaga. While it is likely that someone out there that will wear a dress made out of uncooked meat, scientists do not recommend it. They say such a costume could make you a walking health hazard, which some people may mistake for Snooki.