Today is one of the most important holidays of the year. It’s Arbor Day. In case you’re wondering, it’s considered rude to get a tree a card, because it’s made out of the tree’s family members. I’ve never really understood the importance of Arbor Day, but what really confuses me is why no one just calls it Tree Day. If you were busy escaping inept guards in China this week, odds are you missed it.
Every lama needs a lady
In an interview with CNN’s Piers Morgan, the Dalai Lama spoke about all sorts of different topics, including politicians and pop culture. Mr. Lama even spoke about temptation from ladies, sexy, sexy ladies. “Sometimes (I) see people (and think) oh, this is very nice.” So be sure to pick up his new book, “Very Nice People: How To Make Love Like the Tibetan Head of State.”
Supercuts must have raised their rates
It’s no secret that Octomom Nadya Suleman is finding it tough to support her estimated three dozen children. She’s receiving money from the state of California, but according to her hairdresser, not all of it is going to the kids. Reportedly she spent $520 on hair care recently. Money well spent, because it gets her away from the children and out of the shoe she calls home.
A date with destiny
Michael Jordan has scored himself yet another NBA record, but it’s probably one he wishes he didn’t have. His team, the Charlotte Bobcats, have the honor being the worst team in NBA history. With a loss last night, their 7-59 record gives them the worst winning percentage the league has ever seen. Will Jordan ever stop innovating and changing the game?