You Missed It: Spoke too soon edition

Apparently the Mayan calendar gives us a lot more time before the end of the world, some researcher said recently. I think that’s great, because I’d like to live past this year, but at the same time, now I really feel dumb for selling all my possessions since I won’t need them. If you were busy getting accused of hitting on dudes giving you massages this week, odds are you missed it.

Obama, Biden have a big announcement
This week, President Barack Obama came out. Yes, he came out in favor of gay marriage this week in a public announcement that has drawn cheers from some and hisses from others. Obama didn’t plan to make the announcement any time soon, but Vice President Joe Biden forced his hand when he accidentally outed him during an interview over the weekend. I wish those crazy kids all the best.

Don’t like the weather? Blame the government
Prince Charles and his wife Camilla each gave the weather report on BBC Scotland this week. The future king told his minions subjects that most of Scotland is going to be getting rain. There you have it, America, the royals do have jobs.

Because boobs are too mystical to replicate
Japanese researchers have created what they call a robotic buttocks that reacts to spanking. So let the record show that when the Terminators were build, they started with the ass first.