You Missed It: Staying classy edition

Alright, it’s summer. Not officially, but in essence. You’re probably on the road already, heading to your long weekend adventure. Eyes on the road, punk. This year I get to kick off the summer with a wedding for someone I don’t really know. I also get to end the summer in the same fashion Labor Day weekend. There should be a law against having weddings on long weekends, because no one is important enough to take up that much time. If you were busy admitting you’re a 29-year-old virgin, odds are you missed it.

A president and some porn stars
Bill Clinton: Elder statesman, tireless charity worker and fan of the ladies. This week, the former president was in Monte Carlo, Monaco for an event for his foundation and the Prince Albert II of Monaco Foundation, when three women asked to have their picture taken with him. We have to assume that this is pretty common for Clinton. Two of the women were adult film stars known as Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign. Clinton shook their hands and said how much he admired their work.

Dive, bar, dive!
Drinking is fun no matter where it’s done, but what if you could drink underwater? Thanks to the pioneers at Guinness, now you can. The beer company teamed up with architects to design and build a tourist submarine that doubles as an underwater pub. You’ll be singing sea shanties in no time.

It’s Britney, bitch
Britney Spears has reportedly taken up golf to relieve stress. The only problem is that she’s terrible at it. She has trouble hitting the ball, and when she does, she sometimes hits other golfers. On top of that, she often lets go of her club as she swings. Remember when she was just endangering the lives of her children?