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"My ovaries do NOT resemble raisins, f#@k you very much."

Jennifer Aniston said in an interview with Elle magazine that she is unconcerned with her “lonely girl” status. The childless 40-year-old actress has been single since her divorce from frequent People Magazine World’s Sexiest Man winner, Brad Pitt.

As her biological clock has ticked away, she’s been linked to short relationships with Vince Vaughn and John Mayer, but still has nothing to show for it on her finger.

Her career has also declined as she’s starred in stinkers like Rumor Has It, The Break Up and He’s Just Not That Into You, which seem to reflect her lack of a love life or reason to continue living.

But, hey, at least she’s still answering all of our questions about it, right?