At some point, you decided to be famous. But not normal famous–there’s some things you just won’t eat (anymore). And not by getting your band back together–Steve’s still a toolbox.
That leaves only one way to become famous: you’ll have to be an artist, and we don’t mean “I sell needlepoint apples at craft shows” artist. We mean an artiste; why, practically begging to have a ninja turtle named after you.
You keep dreaming big while we explain how to be an artist. Continue reading How To: Be an artist

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We turn now to Paris, not because we want to, but because that is where the story comes from, of course. It has been announced that French scientists have