‘Boobs on Bikes’–yes, we said it
Posted on August 20, 2008
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A New Zealand court will allow adult film stars tp ride motorcycles topless (the women) through the streets of Wellington, the country’s largest city. Last year, more than 800,000 people showed up for a similar show, which more or less makes the whole thing not so offensive to the public.
New Zealanders are known for two things: The Lord of the Rings trilogy and overall craziness. This is not the first time public nudity has been allowed in an urban area, and we suspect it will not be the last, either.
On a related note, The Guys will be blogging live from “Boobs on Bikes” later this month.
Written by Bryan McBournieA pair of grande mugs … to go?
Posted on August 13, 2008
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Long ago, SeriouslyGuys reported on a growing trend in Seattle - sexy coffee shops! Unfortunately, it seems as if the dream is dead. The craze in the Pacific Northwest for buck-naked baristas has apparently gotten out of hand as “Espresso Gone Wild” is being told to cover up or shut down. This brings a tear to many an eye. While the business owner should probably be arrested for that ridiculous name, I’m sure that the servers were nothing but innocuous at best. Won’t someone please think of the children health code violations imminent burns?
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorIowa: finally in the news for something other than a caucus
Posted on July 28, 2008
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Strippers can now drop the much maligned social stigma that comes with their practice. For you see, in Iowa, these single-mothers of two who are having dollar bills stuffed into their g-strings in order to make it through med school are not forlorn harlots, no, they’re artists.
According to Iowa law, there is no all nude stripping allowed … in clubs. However, if it is performed in a theater or art center, it is considered art. Unless it is the 17-year-old niece of a local Des Moines sheriff.
Written by Bryan SchoolsNo sex in the champagne room, nor anywhere else in the building
Posted on July 21, 2008
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We live in what some might call a “hallowed age”. Technology is all around us. It’s in your camera. It’s in your phone. It’s in your portable music player. The Orwellian concept of “Big Brother is watching” isn’t so much untrue, as it’s more flipped around-we’re showing ourselves to everyone. With the dubbing of “WEB 2.0″, we’re everywhere that can see us. We’re showing our world to the world and having a blast doing so. Maybe that’s why apparent ignorance is so amusing.
A Manhattan strip club owner is “shocked”—shocked—to learn that his VIP rooms might have been used for more than just lap dances and claims (from the jail cell where he is being held on prostitution charges) that he runs one of the “cleanest” clubs in town. Oh sure, he trusts his strippers so much that he would never put cameras or anything such as that into his club, right? I mean, we can trust a lawyer that owns a strip club called “The Hot Lap Dance Club”, right?
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorIt’s like Chicken Soup for the future divorcee’s soul
Posted on July 9, 2008
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Everyone loves celebrity divorces, even the ones involving sports celebrities. Boston just got a new reason to like the current A-Rod debacle: a new player emerged in the story. Boston’s most valuable player is not a member of the Red Sox. It’s not even a he. No, on this day, Boston’s MVP is more like an MVS-Most Valuable Stripper.
A former in stripper in Boston claims that she single-handedly changed the face of baseball history—by bonking (married) New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez in his hotel room during the 2004 American League Championship Series, thus causing his team to collapse in a historically unprecedented fashion against their arch nemesis Boston Red Sox, allowing that city to claim its first World Series title in 86 years (which, let’s be perfectly honest about, they have not shut up about since and have totally allowed bandwagon jumpers to hop aboard). She’s like Shoeless Joe Jackson, but instead of shoes, she just takes off her bra.
“Bra-less Candy”, perhaps?
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorTry hooting next time for better service
Posted on May 23, 2008
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In recent weeks, SeriouslyGuys has taken on the concept of catcalling and how it affects the world. Apparently, so did New Zealand.
As a tourist was visiting an ATM while in the country, some local road workers began “wolf-whistling”, which is apparently the Zeke equivalent to catcalling. Angered and fed up with all the pressure of her life, not able to take any more crap that’s been thrown her way but prepared to fully take cold and ruthless justice into her own hands, the morose yet infuriated woman did the only thing that she could … and stripped. She then used the ATM, put her clothes back on and visited the local law enforcement.
She was, of course, spoken to about how that “was inappropriate in New Zealand.”
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorOffice of Boob Investigations under siege
Posted on May 20, 2008
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We’ve long been proponents of the Second Amendment on this site, whether you plan on using your arms on animals or the government itself. (Our FBI profile just went up a notch with that sentence.)
We’ve wondered when the government would overstep its boundaries and attack the very institutions we hold dear. The police of Louisville, Kentucky have arrested one of our duly-appointed Official Boob Inspectors, which is the policing body of the Department of Titillation. They’ve trumped up a charge of “impersonating an officer” and will probably hold him indefinitely.
By taking away our means and standards of evaluating breasts, the government has rendered us defenseless against imposter mammories of dubious quality. It’s only a matter of time before the Internet is full of saggy man-tits and we settle for third or even fourth inverted nipples.
This blog is not suggesting that the good citizens of Louisville demand this brave inspector’s release through rioting and violence. That would be irresponsible. We just ask that they think of the porn and how this government interference will affect all of us.
Written by Rick SneeMasterChugs Theater: ‘Zombie Strippers’
Posted on May 16, 2008
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Before you start saying anything, I know exactly what you’re thinking–I’m actually reviewing a movie called Zombie Strippers? Well, come on, with a name that evocative, who wouldn’t want to see Zombie Strippers? Wait–don’t answer that just yet. Not since Snakes on a Plane has a (mainstream) film had a title so straightforward that you know exactly what you’re going to get before you even step into the theater. Where Strippers departs from Snakes, though, is that it’s actually Grade A B-movie schlock, whereas Snakes was just pretending to be. In this respect, it actually has more in common with the Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino double-bill Grindhouse–with probably about one-tenth the budget.
With that said, this review is indeed safe for work. I promise. The movie? Totally not safe for work. Read more
Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor‘I’d like to ass you a question’
Posted on April 30, 2008
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13 lacrosse players were suspended from Huron High School in Ann Arbor, Mich., for a … cheeky shenanigan. They wrote a prom invitation to Carolyn Campbell across their hineys, the last several asking “Yes or No?,” for Kristoff Wennersten.
In response, she chose not to make Wennersten the butt of the joke and patted his tookhas, which was marked as “yes.” (You can’t spell “Wennersten” without “wenner.”)
However, scores of other parents, who were waiting for Kristoff to ask them, felt rebuffed and complained to Huron High. An anonymous source says that one mother called the situation “sh–ty.”
Written by Rick SneeWhen in Rome, do a Roman city official
Posted on April 11, 2008
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Are you frustrated with our current political climate? Do you find yourself saying more and more that you’re moving to Canada or Australia if so and so doesn’t get elected?
Then perhaps you should consider Italy, where a porn star is using pictures of her tookhas to campaign for a seat in Rome’s city hall. (To be fair, voters will want to be sure that she’ll fit in the chair.)
Her “if-I’m-elected” promise: a red light district within, um, spitting distance of the Vatican.
If that doesn’t seal the deal for you, then maybe this will get you to the passport office:
Written by Rick Snee keep looking »“D’Abbraccio, in her 40s, isn’t the first adult entertainer to dip her painted toenails into Italian politics. Ilona Staller, known as “Cicciolina”, sat in parliament in the 1980s and was famous for her impromptu stripteases.”