Pastor Allen Parker has completely gone in on the idea of preaching in the buff and some of his congregation has joined him. It’s not about getting sexy while in the presence of the Lord, though, as Parker and members of the church believes it’s about finding the peace within themselves and their own self-acceptance.
Also, nudists are rarely the people that you want to see in the nude.
Also, that’s a lot of stinky bare butts touching the pews.
It seems like a cliché at this point, because it’s in movies all the time: a cop shows up at the door during a party and the person who answers mistakes the police officer for a stripper. Turns out, it happens in real life.
In England, a 27-year-old man and his friends had been drinking and getting rowdy in a pub when the police came in to investigate. (Because it’s England, and you have no rights.) The man took a female cop for a stripper and began dancing in front of her (because in England, you dance for the strippers) and slapping her with a bar towel.
The man was of course arrested, but refused to believe that she wasn’t a stripper until they arrived at the police station.
‘Deja Vu understands the need for government works to restore some normalcy to their lives,’ the club said in a statement.
If there are any government workers where normalcy involves the breasts of strippers being shook in their faces, please email SG. We’d love to hear your story. We’d also like to hear from the strippers as well that shake their breasts in the faces of government workers in order to bring back normalcy into their lives.
The next time you step in to a gentleman’s club, you need not worry that the ladies are not fully compensated for their talents — on top of tips from the audience.
A federal judge in New York has ruled that a nearby strip club must pay its dancers minimum wage, because they are people, and work for tips. Like all of the waiters and bartenders you ignore. This is a big step for the dancers, and this could end up being a nationwide thing if it goes far enough.
They are even fighting for this in Grand Junction (heh), Colorado. The lawyers in these cases must have to apologize to the court for the body glitter on the filings.
Arizona Senator John McCain was recently asked about his support of a movement that would replace the current dollar bill with a $1 coin. McCain, thinking of the well-being of our scantily clad friends, said he hopes it leads to bigger tips.
Tampa Bay Devil Rays pitching prospect Josh Sale has been suspended by the organization for his conduct at a Florida strip club (SeriouslyGuys, where you find stripper news first). Sale, who was thrown out of the club after making it rain by throwing coins at the dancers, then bragged about the incident on Facebook.
Unconfirmed reports have the strippers saying Sale’s throws makes Tim Wakefield look like Pedro Martinez.