The nightmare situation is upon us

SeriouslyGuys has personally been warning you all for years, but to no avail. The Sci-Fi/SyFy Channel has been warning people for years with highly educational films, but alas, that too has been to no avail. This is extremely unfortunate.

We’ve now encountered the potential apocalypse scenario.

In Sebring, Florida, a woman was stung more than 300 times by bees. Bees! Emergency crews were called out to the house of Carlos and Sylvia Marrero in order to save the lives of both of them, as a murderous, vile, destructive swarm of the venomous insects chased the pair. It was only at the hospital where it was discovered that Sylvia had suffered over 300 stings by the monsters.

People, it was an innocent couple that was attacked this time. Are you going to be next? Do the right thing the next time you see a bee.

MasterChugs Theater: ‘Eyeborgs’

I must admit that when I sat down to watch this one I was expecting nothing more than a SyFy Channel-level flick with crappy f/x, a silly one-note story, and wooden characters. And why wouldn’t I expect that? The movie is about surveillance cameras, originally designed to protect us, attacking and killing people. It has “SyFy” written all over it. I was in fact wondering why this hadn’t aired on that channel. But after watching it for only 10 minutes I soon realized that Eyeborgs is so much more than that.

And none of that is good. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Eyeborgs’